Dear Makers of Crocs
Maybe your intentions were good ( I think) in trying to design a shoe that is both practical( water friendly) and fun(?). But why must shoes that go into water be fun? Why are people even in need of shoes to wear in the water? How much walking in water are people doing?
Maybe you knew these shoes were ugly little bastards all along, and you just wanted to pull a fast one over America.
These "Crocs, of shit" shoes remind me of plastic swiss cheese.I don't like to associate cheese with feet. Must I explain more?
Anyhoo, congrats of your douchebag design. I look forward to the debut of the "Ocean-friendly Ugg" next summer.
FYI, regular clogs were never that cool to begin with.